NO CHICK STUFF!!!!!
The annual Montesano City Wide three day yard sale is coming up on the weekend of the 16-18th all over the Jewell of Grays Harbor County, the Eden of East County….. Grays Harbor’s favorite city…..Montesano….Everyone in the county wants to live here…….Everyone wants the good stuff and Monte has it. Just ask anyone in town. Things just smell better in Montesano! Elma people welcome ( must leave city by 8:pm). I kid Elma, great town, but please use the city trash receptacles.
Montesano Today is clearing out our backrooms and sheds to bring you only the finest in slightly used merchandise at our own sale.
“If you are used to shopping in the finer higher end stores in the greater Grays Harbor County area, Payless, Walmart etc., you will feel at home and enjoy perusing the tastefully presented collection of fine antiques and QUALITY Bric a Brac presented on display that only Montesano Today offers.”
Excerpt from Montesano Home Beautiful Magazine from our last sale
MONTESANO TODAY OFFERINGS
CORNER OF 10TH AND PIONEER
SATURDAY AUGUST 17TH 8:am till I need a nap
GUITARS, WOODWORKING EQUIPMENT and MATERIALS, PHOTOGRAPHY/VIDEO STUFF, SIGNED COPIES OF MY BOOK “Montesano, Breaking through the Snootiness for a Happy Life”
ROCKWELL THE WONDER DOG PETTING CONTEST
Free pony rides
Meet Possum, the only man still alive from the famed ” Montesano Four ” to have actually seen and lived with a Bigfoot!
Meet Montesano Politicians, Celebrities, and the Montesano…..see the famous Tap Dancing Chickens. FEATS OF STRENGTH DEMONSTRATIONS. * Card subject to change
NO CREDIT- NO PROBLEM!
NO CHECKS – NO PROBLEM!
NO CASH…..WE GOT A PROBLEM
Saturday August 17th – we will see you there.
– NO OLD CLOTHES, STAINED BABY THINGS AND DEFINATELY…..NO CHICK STUFF –
If you are in Monte and want to get on the official city wide MAP for your own sale that weekend – Contact City Hall.
Notes: Due to unfortunate incidents last year, the city announces the Three Legged Sack race and Bong Carry will not be held in Fleet Park this year. There is also a squirrel in the cedar tree over my driveway. Don’t look at it, don’t talk to it.
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